I complain sometimes. No, really, I do! This sweet, helpful, kind, caring, and compassionate person has a dark side. I usually keep everything inside and then one day…My head just explodes! Haha!
I have been working so hard on creating and designing my weekly journal, “Do Something Nice” And formatting. Oh God the formatting issues! Those are enough to make you bang your head on the desktop. Finally, I got it to my satisfaction, uploaded it, Createspace approved it, and I ordered my proofs.
Here it is… :-)
Cool, huh? Holding your own book in paperback form, no matter if it’s your first or your one hundredth, is an awesome feeling.
So I’m going through it page by page and found a mistake (my own) on one of the pages and I also wanted to tweak the setup. So I fixed my issues and resubmitted it. But first; Here is my, “About the Author” page from the paperback copy;
Now Createspace accepted it and approved it, but when I was tweaking my copy to resubmit, I put a space between Amazon.com and my quote beneath it, and I received an email from Createspace that read in part;
“The interior file does not meet our submission requirements for the reason(s) listed below. Please make any necessary adjustments to your interior file and upload it again by logging in to createspace.com.”
And they go on to say:
“The interior contains text referencing Amazon.com on PDF page(s) 116. If you would like to include an Amazon.com reference, please update this text to include two additional outlets where your title is available, otherwise it will need to be removed.”
UGH! So did they just miss it the first time around? A different reviewer, maybe?
So I changed it to read like this
“If you would like to order copies of
“Do Something Nice”
for family and friends
you can find her on Amazon, Createspace, and karensdifferentcorners.wordpress.com”
Yes, it should read; you can find Karen,
But I am not changing it again! Well, not unless Createspace doesn’t approve of it again.
Sometimes the hardest part of putting out a book is the formatting and then the waiting. You get it to the point where you think it is near perfect and then you have to wait 24 hours for Createspace to approve it and if they don’t, you have to go through the whole process again, and again, and again…Haha!
Anyway, I’m once again waiting. Only 22 hours to go…Hopefully….
See you soon! Hugs till then.
I have been creating, designing, and formatting a weekly journal that will be available on Amazon and Createspace.
It is a 52 week paperback journal that you can keep to inspire you to “Do Something Nice” And also has weekly inspirations.
My question is: Should I just put it out as a paperback book or also publish as an ebook, and if I do publish it as an ebook, is there a way to make it interactive?
Here’s the cover,
The beautiful purple iris’ are a watercolor painting my sister Val did for me.
The interior will have pages similar to this where you can keep track of your week.
It will retail for $7.95 for the paperback.
So, is there a way to publish it on kindle so that the person who buys it can write in it?
morning uh evening and Happy Saturday! Er , Sunday!
Oh heck! Good evening and Happy Tuesday!
Sorry, got sidetracked :-)
Today I want to talk about disclaimers. Mainly because I have questions and maybe you do too.
You know, that short statement at the front of the novel, the one that goes something like this;
“This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author‘s vivid imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead are coincidental.”
When I googled disclaimer definition, this is what came up; “a statement that denies something, especially responsibility.”
I never looked at them as a denying something, but….
I shared a video on facebook the other day and one of my followers came back (All in caps, I might add) that, that wasn’t so and so! I replied that it didn’t matter who it was, it was still horrible and she came back that it shouldn’t be shared because the statement with it wasn’t true, etc. So I googled it and came up with a post on Snopes about it and then went back to my post and stated that as she had pointed out it wasn’t the person mentioned and I gave the link to the Snopes article for others to check it out themselves. Anyway, I ended up deleting it because nowadays people sue you for just about anything and that’s why we have disclaimers, right?
But is your disclaimer strong enough and appropriate for your book?
For the most part, for fiction novels, the basic disclaimer works fine, but what if your book is a non-fiction or self-help book? Then the disclaimer needs to be more intricate.
I was reading a post by, Angela Hoy. She talks about the importance of a disclaimer and about the need to have the right one. You can read it here.
Oh, that’s right! I have questions. Almost forgot about those.
Do you have a lawyer? I don’t. I have one in the family, but that might be a conflict of interest, even though I’d pay the fees for his time.
Should we have a lawyer?
As I stated up there, people will sue you for just about anything and sometimes it is for the craziest of reasons, and they win!
Being self-published authors, we don’t have all the resources that big named authors have. We don’t have lawyers, publicists, editors, etc. Or big named publishers to stand behind us.
If our work is fiction, I think the basic disclaimer is okay, but…
I have been working on an autobiography of sorts. It’s not a tell all, but more of…My thoughts, opinions, beliefs. Etc. The thing is, it might be controversial. Not intentionally. It’s just not everyone will agree with my thoughts, opinions, beliefs, etc. :-) And even though I’m not giving any advice, should I have it looked over by someone and should I use a more detailed disclaimer?
Okay, last question; I want to use a quote from Mother Teresa in one of my books. Other authors use different quotes from different people at the beginning of their books. So if I were to use a quote using quotation marks and then her name below it on a blank page at the beginning of my book, do I need anything else?
Okay, your turn! Thoughts? Questions? Ideas?
Hope your week is going great and I will see you soon. Till then: Hugs!
I finished reading, “Suppose” by Kathy Steinemann. A lot of great stories in there! Well written. Very unique. If you like short stories and aliens (There were quite a few alien stories) You’ll enjoy “Suppose” I enjoyed it and recommend it. You can find it on Amazon Here and find and follow Kathy on Twitter and her website.
Check it out and until then: Hugs!
Okay, I’m going to start with ranting. I HATE SHOPPING! Clothes shopping. Grocery shopping. Shopping for furniture. Gift shopping. You name it, I hate shopping. And I’m not too fond of salespeople either. Going shopping and having the salesperson right there behind me, makes my blood boil. Sorry, but let me explain. Eight years ago I went shopping for a new living room set. A big name furniture store opened in the city to the southwest of me (Nobody opens name brand stores in my city :-( ) Anyway, I decided to try them out. I get met at the entrance by, what we’ll call a ‘maitre d’, “How may I help you?”
“I’m looking for a new living room set.”
“Well, let me get a salesperson to accommodate you.”
“No, that’s okay. I just want to look around and see if there’s anything I like.”
“No, all of our customers must be accommodated by a salesperson.”
So I stand there for 10 minutes waiting for someone to escort me throughout the store. The thing is; Every time you turn around, you trip over the salesperson. They are right there, in your face! Hello! Do they actually think I’m going to stuff that rocker recliner in my back pocket and run out the door. I won’t go into all the details, but they screwed up my order and then they didn’t deliver it and then I had to rent a truck to go pick it up. Then they couldn’t find my couch. Long story short, I won’t shop there again.
On the other hand: When I went to get a new mattress last year, (I shopped at a different store) The salesgirl told me, “I’ll be right over there if you need me.”
“What, you’re not going to follow me around?”
“No, we don’t do that here. Look around and if you need anything, just let me know.”
She smiled and walked away. I got a great mattress at an affordable price. They delivered and set it up, and I didn’t have to shove it in my back pocket and sneak out the door. :-)
Then you have the salespeople that you can’t find to save your soul.
Let’s talk about my recent shopping trip to Barnes and Noble. First off, it’s located in the city to the northwest of me. Like I said there are no major or well known stores in my area and I live in a good size city. We aren’t a little backwoods town. Heck, even the sub-divisions don’t seem to want to be associated with us. They give themselves names like, Sierra Lakes, Heritage, and Southridge. Even the speedway changed its name to Auto Club Speedway.
Going to B&N has always been a special treat. Something that we only do a couple of times a year, if that. It’s in Rancho Cucamonga. A higher society type city, but with the economy, even it is getting run down. Best Buy closed down next to it. Starbucks (which was connected to it) closed down. B&N took out the comfy couches and chairs and put in a soda vending machine. It’s just not the same. But I only went for one reason; It was, James Patterson day and it was buy one of his books get one free.
There were no posters outside announcing this. There was no display at the front of the store. They only had 10-12 different novels of his to choose from. I did find “Zoo” on a rack over by the magazines. And finally, I found a two by three foot table in the back corner of the store, by the bathrooms, with some swag and a list of his series books. If I was him, I would be furious.
Anyway, this is what I got…
My son (he’s 25) picked up “Maximum Ride” by James Patterson. Jarrod likes Manga, but I’m going to read it, too. :-) And I picked up “Zoo”. Which was written by James Patterson and Michael Ledwidge.
I also picked up, “The Reversal” by Michael Connelly and “Mad River” by John Sandford.
Went to B&N on Sunday and finished reading, “Zoo” on Tuesday. :-) Great story! I’ve been watching the television series “Zoo” and I am enjoying it, but let me tell you, the book and the series are like two different versions of the same story. There are sooo many differences!
Okay, I’m done ranting, I’m done shopping (until I have to go to the grocery store tomorrow) But, I’ll never be done reading!
Till next time: HUGS!
I want to stick to the reading theme for a couple more blog posts. I am still reading, just not as much as I was, or at least I thought I haven’t been reading as much. :-)
Currently I am reading two books. The first is; “You, Inc.” by Burke Hedges, which is a self-help book about being successful. I haven’t a clue as to why I am reading it, considering that I am already successful. Ha! It’s an interesting read. I think my ex boss must have read it because I see a lot of her ways in it.
The second book is titled, “Suppose” by Kathy Steinemann. Kathy was having a giveaway and I won a signed copy! Thank you, Kathy. It is a compilation of drabbles, flash fiction, and short stories. It also has stories in it by Amber Hayward, A.L. Kaplan, and Donna Milward. So far I am enjoying it and am on page 81. I’ll review it when I finish.
I’ve also read, in the past couple of weeks, “Silken Prey” by John Sandford. “Imperfect Strangers” by Stuart Woods. And “Deeply Odd” by Dean Koontz. Now I am not going to do detailed reviews of these novels (They were all entertaining) but I want to talk about Dean Koontz for a minute. I like his writing and I like his stories, but his endings always seem to fall flat to me. They just seem to fizzle out. Has anyone else noticed that? He starts out great in the beginning and stays strong through the middle, but it’s like he’s tired of the story and worn out, so he just throws together the ending to be done with it. I don’t know, maybe it’s just me. I mean he ties everything up, gives you a happily ever after or not, but forgets the Bang!
One of the more interesting things that I have found while doing all of this reading is the reviews, but not really the reviews but the reviewers. If you pick up a Dean Koontz novel you will find 5 or 6 pages of reviews and who did the review! So I started researching the reviewers. In one book alone, I found 32 different reviewers. Now in researching them, I found some that haven’t posted a review (Or anything else) on their site since 2009, 2011, 2013, so I crossed them out. As also the ones who state that they no longer review self-published authors. Why, what’s wrong with us? And of course I crossed out the ones who charge for reviews. I don’t know about you, but I can’t afford to pay $300 for a review. But I did find some real gems so I thought I’d share a few of the more promising ones.
Okay, so get busy writing, do some reading, and check out these sites! :-)
I am heading to Barnes and Nobles. It’s James Patterson day and it’s a buy one, get one, free day for his novels!
I’ll let you know what I get but I’m thinking one of them will be “ZOO”
So till then; HUGS!
Good morning and Happy Saturday to you. We had an earthquake this morning. It would have been the best wake-up call, if I had been asleep. Better than a ringing phone or a buzzing alarm clock. Earthquakes don’t scare me but scared the crap out of my dogs though. Felt like something slammed into the underside of the house, followed by things rattling on shelves.
I thought someone had let the Kraken loose underneath my house. :-)
And every time there’s a disturbance in the force I think of this song,
No damage here, but it makes you think that you should really get prepared for the BIG one. I actually went to the store 2 days ago, so we’d survive at least a week. LOL!
Oh, and if you want to know how strong it was, it was a 4.3
Shake, rattle, and roll! Have a great weekend everyone!
Talk to you soon. Hugs till then!
I know Peter Straub has co-authored with Stephen King, so when I found “Houses Without Doors” by Peter Straub at the book exchange, I thought, “Why not?” And now I wished I hadn’t.
“Houses Without Doors” is a collection of thirteen short stories, two of which I found quite disturbing.
None of the stories had any rhyme or reason to them. There were no endings, happy or otherwise.
“Blue Rose” was one of the main stories. It was about a dysfunctional family, to say the least. A mother who was a nurse and a child abuser, very demanding and domineering. The father was a drunk and they had 5 sons, two of which had enlisted in the service and moved out. The three remaining sons were, Rocky age thirteen, Harry age nine, and Little Eddie age six. They lived in poverty but I’m not sure they really had to. The nine year old, Harry, found a book on hypnotism in the attic, which the boys weren’t supposed to be in the attic since that is where the mom stored everything she treasured, (Fancy furniture, clothing that she never wore, pictures, books, etc.) and decided that he would hypnotize his little brother. The first time wasn’t bad, but the second and third time he tortured him and when little Eddie lost control the third time (because Harry had taken him back in time) and ran amok in the attic damaging much of their mom’s stuff, Harry decided to hypnotize Little Eddie to have a seizure and die. And except for dad, nobody seemed to miss him. Sad, really sad. Anyway, the story ended with Harry all grown up and in the service. He was writing a letter to his girlfriend back home telling her that when he got back that they would be together, etc. And then it says he never sent the letter. The end. No ending per say. No reason why, just; the end.
“The Juniper Tree” Was about a seven year old boy who would go to the movies instead of the daycare at the school like he was supposed to. One day he met a pedophile there, and the details were a little too much for me. He grew up. Never told anyone about the movies and there was no logical reason for this story. And no ending.
“The Buffalo Hunter” was strange and a little wordy, but made a little more sense than the others and it actually had an ending! Woohoo!
“Mrs. God” Weird. I thought it was going along okay and then we came to the ending and then I was in the dark as to what the story was really about.
The rest of the stories were either one or two pages long and really weren’t stories at all.
I cannot recommend this book to anyone. I don’t think I’ll read any more books by him. The man is…
That’s the end of my review. :-)
You can read other’s reviews for, “Houses Without Doors” Here
Have you read it? Have you read other books by Peter Straub? I’d like to know your thoughts.
Hope to see you soon. Till then: HUGS!